From hoopy whopplecusher
How DARE the gizzardhumps accuse me, THE hoopy whopplecusher of being a fraud.....just you wait till I get on my spankelhyloproctor and come and beat you all up. Fraud indeed. Anyway Fife, if that is your name, whas up in the land of the upsidedown wrongway round backtofronts? p.s did you know that onions make gizzardhumps cry?
Response: ??!!!!! xxxxx
From Lest
O'Gara likes older women, not 'ancient ones.' Hello Fifi, just arrived back from that holiday resort 1500 miles from the Canary Islands, called St Ives. Rotten weather for the first week, average for the second, sunny on the last day and the day we left. I thought of you when I saw a 'drunk' lying on the pavement outside the Surf Shop. Jon and Karen went to a three hour concert by Jools Holland at Westonbirt, well worth the £30 according to them. Poor Harlow, he is getting some stick, he only acts thick, he is clever really, knows which side his bread is buttered.
Response: aha ha ha...very funny...and be under no illusion...that cat is DUHHHHHHHHH!xxxxx
From Auntie Li
Snooty's flu is more like Snotty Gizzardhump at the mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! otherwise just weary & lethargic with all the nose blowin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tootsie has it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got really warm and misty with rain here and there so damp and dreary! good for the germs??? Linx says Hi Fifette? luv Zee gizzardhumps of Tambo!xxx
From Auntie Li
hoopy whopplecusher is a fraud! do not reply. so snotty ,tootsie and Linx says hi! raining here but a little warmer! how cum yur bored? jems is on skype so may talk to her and babies! hav fun crusty! xxx
Response: Just not very good at beach hols!!! ive settled into it nicely though...and almost have a tan!!Hows the flu?xxxxx
From hoopy whopplecusher
Who is this fife person everyone is on about?
Response: aha ha ah ha!!
From Auntie Li
ta 4 fab card - u know how much i like shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nearly as much as wine gums! (finished them!) r u in Port D? freezing here i can tell u? wots with the rellies and messages or lack of? boo hoo! cum on guys - getawritingto the fif!!! c u have fun luv xxx
Response: Luverly and hot here!! For now anyway....bets on how long it takes t rain for two weeks so thea doesnt get a tan!!glad you liked the card...I wouldn't mind a pair of those!!!xxx
From Auntie Li
Sloopy gizzardhump says Hi/woof/bark/slobber! so do Tootsie and Snooty! (wouldnt u think one of YOUR rellies would be curious about the new names???????? SLACKOS! finished off the pumpkin soup and I left out the 2 tblsp of tom paste??? thats wot was missin! r u inPort D now? lerve you Fifette aka Crusty xxx
Response: oooooo tomato paste! rellies are very slack indeed...here I am doing this site so they can see where I am and keep in touch and they dont even bother to LEAVE MESSAGES....for all I know they could be missing!!
From Auntie Li
still raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! still got the flu!!!!!!! still miss u!!!!!!!!!!! nadal won the men's!!! hurrah! venus the ladies! c u snootyand tootsie (wots Linx)?
Response: Oooooo yey im glad he won!! get well sooooooon! its still raining here :(
xxxxx
From Auntie Li
so........little miss Crusty Pottydoodle had a bit o rain hey? stopped 2day - but showers expected! Port D will be fine! fancy surfin in this cool? still got the flu so now on tabs! Linx misses and so does A Li - specially when tennis was on! c u luv Snooty Gizzardhump.............'ave a great time in Port D! x
Response: Thankyou!! Sorry to hear you're still poorly-hope it wasnt from me...miossing the tennis-who won?! Hopefully will see the gizzardhumps again soon!xxxxxx
From Auntie Li
so Fifette? wots a happenin? are u in Auz with yur favourite aussie rellies? wots wrong withall the other correspondants - slackos! luv Auntie Li pete and linx xxxxxxxxxxx
Response: Yes I quite agree they are all SLACKOES....Infact I shall disown them all and change my name to Crusty Pottydoodle!!
xxx
From Auntie Li
meowwwww moewwwwwwwwww..mew mew mew..purrr purrrpurr purrrrrrrrr Harlow! Luv from Your favourite auntie Li (ha ha - none of you can understand cat language)
Response: aha ha ha!
From Lest
Glad you are enjoying yourself. I doubt if you could hit a golf ball 150feet. Harlow is the only cat in the world with an I.Q of -10, he is so thick, he thought a mouse was something connected to a computer. Has New Zealand run out of alcohol yet?. Will you be home for your Mothers/Fathers 50th wedding anniversary. Are you going to see our older sister in Oz before you come back.
Karen is fully fledged now, she finished her two years probation.(sounds as if she has been naughty). Jon moves into his new house 1st August.
Thanks for the bags, try not to use them, they don't have the same value used. Be good.
Response: Ha ha ha...I totally agree harlow is STOOOOOPIDDD but we love him anyways!!
WELL DONE KAREN!!!
I will be visiting your sister next week actually, my fave ozzie uncle pete is picking me up from the airport after work (see what I did there...your my fave brizzie uncle of course!!)
xxx
From Mumsie
Brill photos especially of you up in the air!!
Have sent out the invites for the "do" today, hoping all of them won't come!! If they all accept there will be 43 including us lot! Heaven forbid! Must be mad. Have started off some elderflower champagne this a.m. in a mad panic, thinking no-one will notice the difference after one glass of the real stuff!! Do you think that possible?????
Limping to work tomorrow for 3 hours, I'm a glutton for punishment.
Lossa luv,
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
From Auntie Li
lovely fotos - lost wot?? did Unc P send a message? on facebook? will have to ask him! havin really weird weather - rain-sun-heat-cold-muggy-humid-dreary cant-dry-the-washin! um! dont know how to send messageon facebook and how to get into ours if there is such a thing? help? will have to have lessons fif when u come!!! hav a gud 1...li x
Response: ha ha yes facebook is hard to fathom even for my computer whizz generation!!glad you like the phots took a beaut today look at my profile picture!!xxx
From mili again
OMG!! I just read the O Gara post, OMG I AM SOOO JEALOUS. I looove him, haha did you try out your irish accent on him. Lol, remember us on the bus back in the Bush. Oh dear.
Response: No I dont remeber what were we doing?!! He was twice as beautiful in the flesh (and twice as married dammit) Brian O'Driscoll liked my accent he said I could be irish!!xxx
From mili
Theaaaa, Wellington is good then? Cause I will be there and I will need to know where to go out, Im so excited... but currently bricking it over exams. The first one is on Friday and it's Path - the big kahuna. Ahhh, everyone is going mental here. Wish I was in Wellington!!
Response: Wellington is the best city here...by miles!! its big, but you'd have no idea you were in a city because its all so spaced apart and there's so much room, and greenness!! you'd love it!good luck with the exams sure you'll rock them!xxx
From Auntie Li
to charlies mother only........sending you and you alone an email - rude(not wot a good Jehovah's witness would do?????) but just have to.........(anymore about Harlow and I'll abscond with him to Auz so there.... A Li xxxxx
when do u intend to go to welington 2 thousand and suxty sux???
Response: who knows...hopefully when (and if I ever) qualify!!
From Charlie's Mother
ummm, rather concerned, Charlie has taken his affection for his sister a little too far and has started humping her.......HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP, is this normal? I know he is a man and all that but this is WRONG, REALLY WRONG....
Response: aha ha ha
From Harlow's MOTHER
Now listen up all you Harlow stalkers, this is not good for a man to have SO much interest all at once (although I am sure Piers wouldn't agree!!!) HE is MY cat , I rescued him from being drowned, I house trained him, I lent him of my own free will to keep Ellie company and play the tom boy, and despite the fact that Mumsie does buy him cat fud (THANK YOU MUMSIE) he does work for a living catching all those nasty rats and beautiful birdies and baby idy bidy lickle bunny rabbits, just think what your garden would be like without him....
Response: lets not even go there on the keeping ellie company bit...for use of a better word torturing may be the answer!
From Auntie Li
who is ronan ogara?? and he would never fancy an older sister on crutches - sorry but no! pah! harlow couldnt really care who feeds him - he just knows who he loves the most - his auntie Li xx dont you harlow?????? some serious sorting here!!!! finally finished the cot cover complete with pink roses!! how did the lamb go?? i did oddies one again and mucked up again!! but delicious all the same! cu fif xx
Response: He's the delicious number 10 from the irish rugby team!!! yummmmmm
From mumsie
Regarding the Harlow....who does all the feeding, booting out at night, paying for worm pills, plying with expensive lamb hearts (Tesco's finest), and generally giving T.L.C.??? Only ME and what thanks do I get???? Zilch! I'm applying to his owner for extra housekeeping, soonest.
Core....Ronan O'Gara.....I'm jealous. He likes older women I believe so I'm in with a chance should I bump in to him!
Crutches have gone back but should have kept them as in agony at times!
Lossa luv. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Response: mmmm he had the nicest eyes aswell...but blonde so not my type(recently found out he's married with children...he told me he had a girlfriend liar!!)
From Auntie Li
glad yur goin to south Is! wot match was that? rain here agin but the garden needs it! have nearly made yur bed up fif! It's so huge it takes a week to make it! goin to be boring here for u? You'll have to have a couple o pints with Unc Pete! will not confuse it with my fake beer! Painting the lounge room and hall 2day! stinks but sposed to be eco-friendly! bye Li x
Response: ooo I cant wait!! Match was the all blacks vs Ireland...and this saturday its england vs all blacks in auckland...im in two minds whether to go or not!!x
From Auntie Li
Oh boy Lest....who's not Jem's favourite unc anymore- settle down Jems and go for that run..........harlow loves me the most so there!!!I'm his favourite auntie - ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so Fif...u can give me the jemsie kiss but only if the horrible statement over Harlow is retracted ok??????????? Miooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww li xx
Response: Ha ha ha I'm not sure how easily forgiven uncle lest will be...
From Jemsie
FIFES CAT, WHADDAMEAN FIFES CAT....HARLOW is MY BOY, MY CAT and he belongs to me ALL of ME. Just wait till we come back to the UK, no more HARLOW for you...
Just cut Dom's hair with the shears...pretty good, tried Charlie's again, not bad but not good either......I think I'll leave Tilly's to the pro's. Trying to motivate myself to go for a run but there are some nasty minstrels in the cupboard teasing me rotten!!
Give Auntie Li and Uncle Pete a big kiss from me. Skype us when you get there. Jxxx
Response: Ha ha will do...knew you'd react!!
From Lester
Don't worry about the snake Fifi, Uncle Pete killed it, along with the Crocodile in the swimming pool. Saw you boy Harlow yesterday, he attacked me again, the little rat. Your room looks tidy, oh, of course you are away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Karen went to Looe for a few days, sunbathing(not tummy ache), the B & B was excellent, she says it's a preety place. They are off to St Ives for two nights, leaving me to look after the cats, I get all the good jobs. Saw your Mum and Dad yesterday for an hour, you mother is like Long John Silver with her crutches, she just needs you on her shoulder to finish the job.
Love Lest Sandra, Jon and Karen.
Response: Well maybe Uncle Lest if you didnt torment the poor cat he wouldnt attack you!!!! (Oh and Jemma wont like the mention of him being my boy....watch this space for an irate comment from her!!hahaha)
Have got two sick bags for you...emirates and air new zealand...and possibly a Jet star one from when I fly to cairns!! (One has been used-sorry it was a rough flight!!)xxx
