From Gemma Scoble
Hey gemma scoble!
Just wanted to leave a message and tell you that we have the same names lol what country do you live in??
I'm in Australia!
Gemma:D
Response: Gemma, is that really you just being incredibly sad?!
From ivona
is the next entry about the gorge??? cant wait to read it!
Response: It is...sorry i got home and it all went out the window - but don't worry ill get it done soon!
From JB
Jb? It's JB! I hoped to escape the monotony of my air conned office with updates from your travels but alas there have been none since MARCH! Boo! I want news of exciting adventures, where are you?? Hit me back. x
Response: Hey JB! Sorry, im back and i got caught up with organisaing my life - but don;t worry i'm still telling my tales!
From Lisa B
Welcome home x
Response: Thanks Lisa B. Good to be back.
x
From claire
Andrew Legon this is unacceptable- you haven't written anything on your blog for ages! What else am i supposed to do on a night shift to while away the early hours of the morning?! More funny stories please! I hope you're still having fun on your travels and haven't got a touch of deli-belly! of course that could explain why you haven't written on your blog for so long! So i hear you're home soon! Cool! Take care out there Dennis its a big world!
Response: Don't worry Claire, more from my Laughter File coming soon. It's just with my brother and friend out it's been hard to get some 'me' time. No Dehli belly yet - i have a stomach of steel.
From Charlotte
Charlotte, the Koh Pangang full moon babe here!!!
Have'nt heard from you in a while, keeping busy yeah?
Was in Cape Town to visit my sister two weeks ago, and it was a lot of fun! Not as good parties as you know where, but still pretty good. Met 4 guys from London...really nice people. So when are you and Ruth coming to visit in Oslo?
Kisses from Charlotte
Response: Hey Bacca! I have some great pictures on this blog of that debaucherous island. I'm in India now but am in the last few months of my travels. Ruth and i will definitely be in Oslo to party it up Norwegian styley. What was South Africa like? I hear its great.
Andy
From Josephine
There is an Aussie guy talking to the girl next to me about his trip home & to thailand next month (FYI I have heard about this trip 4 times now! I feel like I am going too!!) He keeps chatting about all the things he is going to see/do in Thailand and If he says "It's gonna be AWESOME" one more time I swear I am going to RAM this keyboard very hard. somewhere nasty - Sideways!!I Had to share this with you, as his awful Nasal whining has just ruined my daily enjoyment of checking in on your blog!!! Hope you're doing Ok hun xxx
Response: RAM this keyboard - i geddit! RAM - as in random access memory. God im a computer geek, that wasnt a pun at all was it? Tell him to check my blog for handy hints, witty anecdotes and AWESOME tales from Thailand.
I'm doing well, trying to catch up with this blog before Lucy and my brother come out.
How is work going - other than a whinning Aussie (are there any other kind? They complain about us being whinging poms, but ive never hear da people whine so much!)
From Lisa B
Helllooooooo!
Moaning at me worked Mr Legon.. I am here! Just read some of your messages... erm when it snowed every school in Medway closed EXCEPT MINE!!!!! Boo.
Anyways... email you in a mo but had my wisdom teeth out yesterday and have been told I will look like a purple hamster by end of tomorrow so will send you a pic if I can... will help you to get over me :-)
Love you lots,
Lis xxx
PS loving the pictures on here
PPS Seen any orbs?
Response: Moaning? donlt know what you are talking about Lisa (aka Alice). Get better soon. Definitely send me a pic....or a video....or money, i could really use it.
x
From Jenn
Heya Andy! Are you still in India or in Vietnam?
Response: Hey Jenn. How are you?
I'm in India - I'm just really far behind on my blog. Plan to catch up someday.
How come?
Andy
From claire
Hey Andy! Glad to hear you're keeping up the drinking! Remember passionpop?! Its cold and raining here and i've been working loads. Wish i was still travelling i'm very jealous of you! Must all meet up when u finally get home! Take care x
Response: Do i remember passionpop?! It became my best friend. Pound a bottle, and tasty and delicious. Who would have thought a wine based product made with fish, milk and egg extracts could taste like a bottle of Bolly.
I'm so glad to hear its cold and raining - it's really hot in india and my tan is making a comeback.
Definitely meet up for a reunion when we get back. We can play ship-pong.
x
From Josephine
You must have been a pro at the Poison Dart Blowing in Malaysia, considering the amount of experience you have gained from all those saturdays spent going to and from Chatham on the bus, spitting paper down McDonalds Straws. Just to clarify, why did you do that? I never understood it!
Hope you're doing ok, Monkey.
xx
Response: Oh good times. Bus 132 to Chatham. Every saturday without fail. Not sure why we did that, but we pissed off ALOT of people. The star shot was when i managed to get a guys bald head through a small gap in his car window. I've never seen someone go so red.
How is home? Life? Loves? etc.
And
From raaa! its charlotte!
hey you!! arrr just been sick on my keyboard so bloody jealous. you dont know wjat you got until its gone, better to have been than to never have been at all though. Im talking about my love for travelling the world in case you missed that. i must declare at this point that you have no access to cadburys mini eggs which the english are undoubtedly going crazy about here. so si anara! enjoy today and rest your travelling feet, i am slowly getting fatter having not travelled faster than walking pace since i got back as i am a lazy mare x
Response: Charlotte! Good to hear form you. Absolutely. There is always the 'next trip'!
God i miss cadbury's mini eggs. This is the second year in a row i will have no easter eggs!
did you see the pictures i put up of us in Cairns?!
Peace
From Pork Pies with BROWN
Alreet Andy lad!
How's tricks?
Me and Raymondo have just been reading through your blogg. I was in kinks of laughter, especially when you mentioned the old gummy-goo incident Ha! Ha! God bless the Heart of darkness eh! Future best man material or what? (Well maybe not) Just thought that I'd warn you that you've got an irate china man over here in OZ just itching for revenage!!! Ha!Ha! Well enjoy the rest of your travels mate! Good luck with that job in India!....Minto
Response: Minto and Raymondo!
Such a northerner - pork pies with brown sauce indeed! Get some class man - MAYONNAISE!!!! Oh yes, good times in that club. I will be putting up pictures soon so stay tuned for drunken faces and awful dancing.
Where in oz are you two?
You must do Fraser Island.
Raymondo - bring it on!
Safe travels to the both of you.
From Josephine
2cm of snow and they shut all the schools in Medway!! What a load of old pony! We only got sent home from school once in the 7 years we were there and that was cos the boiler broke and the snow was so deep it kept going over the top of my wellies! What has this county come to, honestly! There wasn't even enough snow to make snow angels. Hope you're feeling better. I too am suffering from the bird flu. Damn you bernard matthews and your bloody turkey drummers!
Response: Bootiful! I won't damn Bernard just yet, isn't he the one who makes those delectable and nutritious Turkey Twizzlers?
2cm of snow? I trek though three feet of the stuff in the Himalayas just for a view of a few mountains and kids in Britain can't brave 2cm to learn how to say "the monkey is on the branch" in french and other useful items of information?! Back in my day...
From Tar-ra-ra
where are the photos of Tibet??? Did amelia ever send you their nativity scene??? x
Response: They're coming. I need to put all my Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and China ones up yet.
But i'm ill so it may be a while. Pokhara is so expensive for internet. And the weather is crappy. And there is hardly anyone here. Did you trek here?
Peace out homie
From gemma scoble
it is SO cold here and inconsiderate people are having stupid accidents and forcing me to get out of my snug bed to go and 'care' for them! nursing sucks. love and smiles to you though! xxx
Response: Yeah i saw on CNN there may be snow in London? Actually it's been quite cold here in Pokhara so instead of going trekking i turned on the Discovery Channel and Palin (my protege!) was in the same place i am on his Himalaya programme and was trekking instead. I planned to go tomorrow but now it looks like i'm ill. Feel like the flu is coming on :( Damn that H5N1.
Peace
From BS
Ahhhh I remember those spiders on the bus lunch-stop. I bought one and ended up giving it to an old cambodian lady (kickback to my Courtesy Cup days). She ate it leg by leg, mmmmm Crunchy.
Response: Hello BS. So bored your back on my site eh?
Whatever happened to a pork pie or ginsters pastie lunch break eh? To be fair the spiders porbably taste better.
From Your Big Cousin
The movie star's name you are looking to trace is Chu Sum Twat. His biggest movie to date was Cream of Sum Yung Guy, I think its available only on DVD Region 9 so its limited distribution means acquiring a copy maybe a little difficult. Take care and trvael safely!
Response: Big Cus!
I've seen that movie. The sequel is better - Cream of Sum Yung Guy Hits Back.
Good to hear from you. I'll try.
From sue and lou
well the pictures of all of us in Cambodia are so funny i'll email you the one of you up in the air balloon the look on your face is comical.
Response: Oh crap - there's photographic evidence of my reaction? Hope your leg gets better soon. I can relate to breaking a bone on the dance floor.
Peace
From Ta-ra-ra
xxx
(can't complain now!)
Response: Expect a strongly worded email from me tara!
From claire
Hey Andy! Great pics of fraser and whitsundays-brings back some memories! Just feel i have to point out that its champagne falls not pools if you remember-call yourself team leader honestly! Sounds like you're having an amazing time in Asia. I'm so jealous its cold and miserable here. Really want to get in a tyre and float down the river to a few pubs-bet that was amazing! take care hun.
Response: Hey Claire, such good memories! It was champagne pools wasn't it? If not you got it wrong so many times its drilled into my head.
Just get a trolley and skid down your local high street stopping at every pub on the way. I've seen worse ;)
Good to hear from you. See you in June.
From gemma
love the photos, particularly the one of you and claire in the yellow macs on deck. What happened next was funnier (tonight mathew i'm going get soaked by a giant wave...Ta Da!!). made me very fraser sick, best time ever. If it wasn't for the dingo safe position i don't know how we would have survived! xxx
Response: Oh yes i remember that. How stupid of me to think our bedroom would not all of a sudden become a de facto power shower whenever waves crashed over the hull.
Dingo alert! I know - thank god they told us. We could have lost our arms - did you see how that dingo sucked on that flip flop?!
Fraser was the best ever.
From Angus Fareed Clarkso
Andrew
since you seem to be Grassy Green's answer to Ibn Batutta - quit with this East Asian poppycock and come to Yemen. You cant drink or see woman - but you can stay in my refugee camp.
what do you say?
Response: I wish i was, Mrs Miggins already has that title - she also has a large shopping mall named after her (just like Ibn) on the outskirts of the village. Still in Yemen then? Chuck in four camels and you have a deal.
From Josephine
Street cred... you can't lose what you don't have, hun! Ha ha Only kidding.
Have you climbed everest yet??
Response: Upon reflection you appear to be correct - where did it all go wrong? Was it the white jeans i once wore to the Av? Yes, climbed it the other day though could not be bothered to reach the summit so i settled for base camp.
From Josephine
Cos I'm a deeper shade of blue.....and there's nothing I can do.... You're so far, far away..... Oh My, we were so cool back then.
Response: I have a sneaking suspicion i should delete this comment, but in the interests of free speech...
Thanks Jo, my street cred - already low - is now plummeting.